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Arwen vs Gladwrapriel

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This week's cartoon is one of those character moments from the book which never made it to the big screen - Eomer and Gimli's bickering over who was the sexiest babe in Middle Earth (pity they didn't have our definitive poll results on the subject). In fact, Eomer got very little in the way of character or screentime in the movies but he did get a very intricate armour design which I gleefully filled with as many sev symbols as I could fit. Sevnote - you can write a punchline for either Arwen or Galadriel (sevname: Gladwrapriel) or both - just indicate who says the punchline. The winning punchline was submitted by Latin From Manhattan. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #403 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-12-30.

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Top 10 punchlines

ShadowX
A: "Can we turn them to frogs now?" G: "That, my dear, would be an improvement."
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leander
Arwen: Men! Gladwrapriel: Dwarves!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
A: Unfortunately for them, we like older guys.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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Arwen: Are they on over the trapdoor yet? Gladwrapriel: Not quite. About 7 inches of pushing and shoving to go...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bethella
A: Any second now, they're going to resort to blows. G: Five bucks says the short one beats him in three.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
Arwen: I filed another restraining order today. Gladwrapriel: I just use Legless as a decoy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
A: And you think I have bad luck with that unshaven tramp I'm dating
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
Arwen: How are we cursed so with such beauty? Gladwrapriel: Many are our closeups in soft-focus.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
DataDroid
(Either) I'd find this more flattering if I found either of them attractive.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
A: The dwarf's hairer. G: By tuft count, or square inch?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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