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Tall battlements
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This week, we see whether sevilians can come up with some wittier banter between Gimli and Legolas as they wait for the Orc attack on Helm's Deep (to the uninitiated, that's Gimli the Dwarf's helmet poking out from behind the battlement). Sevnote - you can submit punchlines for Gimli AND/OR Legolas. The winning punchline was submitted by K the H. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #406 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-01-20.
Top 10 punchlines
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unclespam |
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G: ...32,33,34!
L: Stamping ants doesn't count in our contest Gimli! Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 11 |
Submitted Fri 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Angela Ehrlich |
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G: What's so funny?! L: Just all those weird glares the other soldiers are giving you. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 2 |
Submitted Wed 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Treehopper |
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G: ...32,33,34! 34! L: Elves with more than 12 facial hairs are considered elders, I'll have you know! Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 2 |
Submitted Wed 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Marv |
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Gimme: Not a word, Elf-boy!
Legless: Don't worry. This is already funny enough without commentary! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
Submitted Fri 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Marv |
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Gimme: What are the Dorcs shouting at us?
Legless: "Toss the dwarf" Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
Submitted Fri 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Marv |
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Gimme: I can't see a thing!
Legless: I told you to go get tickets sooner! Now all the good seats are taken! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
Submitted Fri 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
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viggofn |
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G: i decided to make a little extra money by selling some ad space.
L: i was wondering why it said der wienerschnitzel on the top of your helmet... Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
Submitted Fri 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
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johnnyb |
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G: What's happening? What's happening? L: Oh, not much. Gladwrapriel's distracting the dorcs with her striptease routine. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
Submitted Fri 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Sev Wolf |
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G: I just can't see what everyones so worried about. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
Submitted Fri 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Chip |
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L: Would you like a box?
G: I'm already standing on one! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 10 |
Submitted Fri 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
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