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It seems Legolas has surfed everything in Middle-Earth: elephants, trolls, stairways, horses, corsairs... the one thing he hasn't done is crowd surfing. We expect this scene will be appearing in the 10 year special extended version of the extended edition. The winning punchline was submitted by DoggySpew. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #440 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-10-06.

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The only member of our group who doesn't smoke pipe weed...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Elves never die of old age, but if they've got to die of something why not stupidity.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Darn, I wanted his boots.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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It's all fun and games until someone loses a ring.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who's side are you on anyway?!?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Forget the Dorcs; shoot the elf.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm tempted to let the orcs keep him.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He has them distracted. Fire!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nice toss, dwarf.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Like that will ever catch on . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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