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This week's cartoon was a slight departure from our usual format as rather than submit the final punchline, we filled in Pippin's line that incites the peace loving Treeweed to go to war. The winning punchline was submitted by EofS. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-08-27.

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Top 10 punchlines

He's evil but he's wearing white!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He used the seeing stones to broadcast reality TV.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He founded the Orlando Bloom fanclub
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He just purchased an SUV.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I heard he denies global warming!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's planning to build a golf course all over Fangorn.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He threatens to cut you out of the third movie
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He acts impulsively...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 21 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He breeds woodpeckers...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 21 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ever heard of toothpicks?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 21 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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