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Horse country

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This week's Lord of the Rings spoof looks at the inevitable consequence of entering horse country (hey, I never said I was above scatological humour). The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-09-10.

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Take note of the unique landmarks.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 5 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The grass is greener and more fragrant.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 4 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Take another step and then I'll tell you.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 4 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
they've marked their territory.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 4 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The evidence is quite fresh!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 5 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My sensitive Ranger skills...my many years as a Dunedain...and the stench.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 5 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They believe in marking their territory.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 5 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
By employing my keen senses and my vast knowledge about the local geography, how else?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 5 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They use unique land mines here.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 5 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's the only place where Gimmee smells like a bed of roses!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 5 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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