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Tracking hobnobbits

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This cartoon was suggested by OsamaBombadil. The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #520 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-08-15.

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Just wait for my new show: CSI: Middle Earth
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 9 Aug 02:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Easy... if they stop - they eat. If they move, they talk about weed.
Rating: 3.59 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Wed 8 Aug 09:57 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
These activities are commonly known in Hobnobbit circles as "Thursday".
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 9 Aug 06:19 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
When you're a king you have to know these things.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 9 Aug 02:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They already filmed the hobnobbits' scenes.
Rating: 3.54 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 9 Aug 07:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I've read the script
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 8 Aug 04:29 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Listen, do you want this movie to end after three hours or after three days?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Wed 8 Aug 04:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What part of "Ranger" do you not get?
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 9 Aug 09:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shhh, this is the plotforwarding scene.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 8 Aug 08:07 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I read the script.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 8 Aug 04:23 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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