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Sourman's speech

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It's not just the good guys who get to make dramatic pre-battle speeches. Even Sourman got his 15 minutes of fame in film 2 (especially as his 15 minutes were cut from film 3). The winning punchline was submitted by ibwolf. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-09-12.

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We're not invading, we're liberating them
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Thu 6 Sep 12:36 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The age of man has passed... and I want all their stuff.
Rating: 3.85 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 6 Sep 02:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You ask that as though I needed a reason.
Rating: 3.82 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 6 Sep 11:46 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We fight for peace - now get out there and start killing.
Rating: 3.79 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 6 Sep 04:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What's this we? I'm not going anywhere.
Rating: 3.73 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 8 Sep 10:52 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You want an epic movie or not?
Rating: 3.68 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Wed 5 Sep 10:36 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What else do you do with an army?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 6 Sep 07:03 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, what would YOU do if you had a huge army?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 6 Sep 06:36 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I had an opening in my calendar.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 6 Sep 10:30 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Three words: The Bush Doctrine.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 11 Sep 11:49 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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