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Here is what will hopefully be the last two-parter Sunday cartoon. For newbies, the punchlines prefixed with 1: are for Fraudo's punchline in the first row (tell him to tell himself to shut up) and punchlines prefixed with 2: are for Spam's punchline in the last frame. The winning punchline was submitted by Angela Ehrlich (shut up) and Marv (annoying). There were 23 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #421 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-04-25.

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Top 10 punchlines

Eric
1: He puts the "fun" in dysfunctional.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sun 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ace Kinger
1: They usually say that two personalites are better than one.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 24 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Raven
1: Ah, leave 'em alone. He's his only friend...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sun 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Raven
1: I think if I were him I'd talk to myself too.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sun 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
1: Naw, he's got a cellphone headset.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sun 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
1: I hope he doesn't start listening.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sun 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
1: And he's losing the arguement!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sun 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
1: Tell them to shut up!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sun 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
1: And he's our guide... what does it say about us?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sun 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
1: As long as he doesn't start singing, I've no problem with that...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sun 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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