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Dorcs in Rohan

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This week has the Dorcs trying to talk their way out of trouble in Rohan. The winning punchline was submitted by OsamaBombadil. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-12-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

Ok, the halfling *is* contagious. I owe you 10 bucks
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 11 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ever thought of joining "Idiots Anonymous"?!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 11 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You always have to have the last word, don't you??
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Please tell me that was the halfling talking.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And I thought the halfling would be stupid enough to give us away!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'd kill you myself if I wasn't running.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I thought you and the halfwit make a full wit
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You now have permission to kill yourself, idiot!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 10 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I changed my mind; go ahead and kill yourself.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 10 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's why we never win at poker!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 10 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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