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This cartoon was suggested by Alcarinquë. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2004-05-05.

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Top 10 punchlines

Lobster
"Shut up and hiss me!"
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 29 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
John Midgley
He's telling it to Hiss Off!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 1 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Alakyl
One snake to bring them all and in the darkness bite them!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 29 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
Oh, no! Timmy's trapped in the well!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 29 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
A rough translation would be "Do you feel lucky, punk?"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
I left my universal translator in my other robe.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
I can't tell. He's lisping.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Razor Blade
Bring me more profits!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
He's saying "Loved you guys in Indiana Jones."
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dave Roe
I've heard the blond one tastes like chicken
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 3 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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