The last horcrux (BOOK 7 SPOILERS)

This week has Hairy Plopper & sidekicks on a quest to find and destroy all of Valuemart's horcruxes (btw, if you have a suggestion for a sevname for Horcrux or the Book 7 title 'The Deathly Hallows', post your suggestion on the Ideas Board). The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #525 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-11-21.

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Top 10 punchlines

glorendil		I'd tell you, but then you'd have to kill me. Rating: 3.87 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Wed 14 Nov 10:15 PM | Rate:
dettus		go get malfoy first, he's gonna love this... Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 20 Nov 01:45 AM | Rate:
Laur		Hand over the sword and I'll tell you. Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 15 Nov 02:18 AM | Rate:
John Fassbender		Horcrux? I was cleaning my room. Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 15 Nov 05:46 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		I'd feel safer answering that if I had the sword. Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 18 Nov 07:30 PM | Rate:
Slater		Wouldn't it be funny if it was me, you're not laughing... Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 15 Nov 05:36 AM | Rate:
T.J Force IX		I'm afraid it's J. K. Rowling. Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 15 Nov 11:55 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		I just learned two very disturbing facts: I am the lost Horcrux, and Snape had a crush on my mum. Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 18 Nov 07:32 PM | Rate:
Slater		I'm not sure, but something inside of me, says we're really close. Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 14 Nov 07:17 PM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		I'm the chosen one. Turns out Valuemart did the choosing. Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 18 Nov 07:36 PM | Rate: