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Unforgiveable curses

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With the 4th movie due to come out soon, we revisit the 3 unforgiveable curses, creating one of our own. Unfortunately no photos of Mad Eye Moody have made it to the internet yet so I had to improvise (all I know is he's played by Hamish from Braveheart). The winning punchline was submitted by liljaice. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #413 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-03-10.

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Top 10 punchlines

Griffin
Typecasting.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
Oral pop-quizzes about curses curse?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 3 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
Having your classmates give all the easy curses leaving you with nothing to answer curse?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 3 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Artur
Whatever they did to you...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 3 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crazygirl
The bubblegum in your hair curse
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Thu 3 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Zel-Anne
The ingrown toenail curse.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 3 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Salt
Having Moaning Myrtle as a stalker.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 3 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
The wedgie curse.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 3 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Salt
A small bladder... May I be excused?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 3 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Salt
A British smile.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 3 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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