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Tri-Wizard tasks

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Here's another two parter as we mete out the nastiest tasks to Hairy Plopper that we can imagine. Note - all the punchlines prefixed with 1: were for the first row (Hairy reading the list) while punchlines with 2: were the final punchline. The winning punchline was submitted by Red (Lynn) & glorendil. There were 24 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #429 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-06-22.

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2: Get me a beer. I'm exhausted.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Have you found my car keys yet?
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: 'By reading this you are now magically obliged to forfeit right to sue in case of death...' HANG ON!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 12 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Get 10 of your friends to invest 1000 galleons in a promising real estate venture?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 12 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
John M Daniels
1: Funny. All these 'tasks' look alot like Dumbledore's 'to-do' list.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 14 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: He was so much less demanding when he was Richard Harris.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 14 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: There's this ring I need you to throw into a volcano...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 22 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Do it all again. I wasn't watching.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 22 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: An impossible mission for an adolescent boy; ask a girl out on a date!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 22 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Finals.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 22 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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