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Hairy Plopper gets advice from everyone on how to beat a dragon. The winning punchline was submitted by Nietche Keen. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #446 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-11-18.

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I was going to use the invisibility cloak, but I can't find it.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Is there a POINT to that question?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, a bucket of water wouldn't go amiss
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 14 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Err... can you throw me my invisibility cloak?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 14 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What? You can see me? I'd better run...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 14 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll just wait until the CGI artist gets an heart attack.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 14 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yeah. Get my stunt double to take over!!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 14 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
By feeding it yesterday's meat loaf
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 14 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Quick! Jump into its mouth!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 14 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, but everyone else has!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 14 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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