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Dunderhead memories

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This week wonders what else might be found on Professor Dunderhead's memory shelf. The winning punchline was submitted by MrMamen. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #576 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2009-02-26.

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Top 10 punchlines

The remains of the last boy who asked that
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 19 Feb 01:57 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Secrets I'm saving for book 7.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 24 Feb 08:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The memories of where I put my other memories.
Rating: 2.93 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Mon 16 Feb 07:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Scotch.
Rating: 2.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 19 Feb 12:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Things J.K. Rowling won't let me tell you.
Rating: 2.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 15 Feb 03:03 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't touch! Do you want my campus to be full of hippos?
Rating: 2.50 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Tue 17 Feb 04:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rowling said not to tell until the series was "safely over"!
Rating: 2.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 20 Feb 02:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
David Bowie - the complete recordings.
Rating: 2.47 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Sat 14 Feb 12:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're too young for that shelf.
Rating: 2.47 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Sat 14 Feb 02:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spring Break, and NO you can't see
Rating: 2.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 13 Feb 11:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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