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This week celebrates the latest Harry Potter movie (which I still haven't managed to see yet - hopefully next week). The winning punchline was submitted by cap10rob. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2009-07-30.

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Top 10 punchlines

Isn't one scar enough for you?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 23 Jul 12:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Premiums on Wizard Health care are outrageous!
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 20 Jul 10:25 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Because the next book isn't called Hairy Plopper: The Maimed Wizard Boy
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 21 Jul 10:33 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A grown man beating up some kid with glasses. Yeah, that's going to make me popular!
Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 17 Jul 06:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I bet you're DYING to find out
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 21 Jul 10:34 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't have Tenure yet!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 20 Jul 10:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dumbledore would kill me.. Oh wait
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 20 Jul 10:27 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What and mess up my hair?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 21 Jul 10:06 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Its a ton of paperwork
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 21 Jul 10:09 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Because Christmas hasn't come yet
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 21 Jul 10:09 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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