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Evil Valuemart

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As Tom Riddle grew up, noone had any idea he would turn into an evil supervillain although the signs were all there. This week wonders if there's any behaviour that might've tipped everyone off to just how evil he was. The winning punchline was submitted by RealmMan. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #556 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-08-19.

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I can't pay any tuition!
Rating: 3.81 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Wed 13 Aug 06:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I never replace the toilet paper roll when I use up the last one.
Rating: 3.73 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Tue 12 Aug 08:34 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The first thing I'd do is abolish tenure.
Rating: 3.62 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 13 Aug 12:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you give scholarships?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 17 Aug 06:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I listen to Brittany Spears... and enjoy it.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 18 Aug 03:49 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm a Tolkien purist.
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 16 Aug 07:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I leaked book 7.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 13 Aug 04:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I want to replace owls with computers.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 16 Aug 03:04 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
When I graduate from Hogwash, I intend to start a chain of magic schools called Valuemart.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 18 Aug 12:13 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Craig is a better Bond than Connery.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Tue 12 Aug 11:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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