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Secret new book
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As we approach to the launch of the new Harry Potter book, the inevitable leaks of the book spoilers have led to J. K. Rowling and her legions of lawyers to swoop down on unsuspecting recipients of the book like goblins on a stray galleon. Just what lengths will the author go to to keep her book a secret? The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 6 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #430 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-07-21.
Top 10 punchlines
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Threaten to have Voldemort utter the immortal words "Harry, I am your father!" Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
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Unleash the school janitor on them (picture of people hanging from their thumbs in the dungeons) Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
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Anyone who leaks the book gets written into the next book as the new annoying character Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
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Threaten to let Steven Spielberg americanize the movie series Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
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"Hi, my name is Gabby, and I'm supposed to throw a temper tantrum if you touch this book." Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
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Put a _Catwoman_ DVD next to it so no one wants to get near it. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
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Fluffy the three-headed dog guarding the book Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
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Land Scaping Crew planting Whomping Willows arround her house. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
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Publish all books in new disapearing, reappearing ink!
Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
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Each book to be shipped in it's own time vault! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
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