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Professor Snape hatred

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It's a great source of conflict to have two people on the same side who vehemently detest each other which is why I think the relationship between Harry and Professor Snape is the most interesting in all the Harry Potter books (yes, even more than wondering when Hermione and Ron are gonna get together). The winning punchline was submitted by jdsandara. There were 29 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #394 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-10-22.

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nice master
We all hate you Hairy, he's just not too good at hiding it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 10 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
If you could bring yourself to pay attention when he speaks you wuold know.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 10 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
You're twelve and you make twice as much money as him, what do you think?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 10 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
C Gould
He's jealous and loathes the attention lavished on you by his mother Mrs Rowling.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Joel H.
Let me count the ways...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crazygirl
He likes you. He's smiling as hard as he can.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
At this rate, you'll be the Dork Arts teacher before him!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Duke of Earl Grey
Why did I ever start answering your questions? It's as if I fed a stray cat...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Duke of Earl Grey
Why can't you just take his abuse with good humor? It sure amuses me...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
He hates everyone. You're just his target of opportunity.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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