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Ron & Hermione tension

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Ron and Hermione were fighting so much in the 5th book, I was half expecting them to leap into each other's arms at any moment (if it was a Hollywood movie, they would be for sure). The winning punchline was submitted by Hiergargo. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #404 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-01-06.

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Top 10 punchlines

Raven
Dude, there's a reason why I'm not sitting next to them.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Raven
I make them do that for my own amusement
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Raven
I'd tell you but I'd be accused of ripping off Lord of the Rings again.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Raven
Ron blurted out that he liked Lord of the rings better.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Raven
This is them being nice to each other.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dee
They both want more lines.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
They can't agree if I'm the secret love-child Sourgrape or Valuemart.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 2 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
They can't agree who's the head sidekick.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 2 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
Just arguing over how long the next Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is going to last.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 2 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
DanTheMan
They canīt agree whose booger is the grossest.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 2 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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