Sorting hat criteria

This week, we look at how the Sorting Hat works out how to put each student in the right house (and just to pre-empt the cries of rehash, this is completely different to the earlier cartoon on evil Sniggerins). The winning punchline was submitted by Leoricx. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #408 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-02-03.

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Top 10 punchlines

johnnyb		It's secret. On an unrelated matter, think of a number between 1 and 4! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
ShadowX		Well... I read this book... Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Raven		I take cash and all major credit cards. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Leoricx		From up here, I can see it written on their jacket label... Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Leoricx		Is THAT what I've been doing all these years...? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Leoricx		I tend to look at the property values and make a judgment call bsased on their annual earnings lumped in with any other assets they might have... Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Leoricx		Would you believe me if I said 'Magic' Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Leoricx		The fact I'm a talking hat isn't enough for you...? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Leoricx		I can see into each childs mind. Usualy that's pretty scary so I say the first thing that comes into my head! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate:
Raven		Well, let's see. Which table looks like it has an empty spot? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: