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Ineffectual Dunderhead

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This cartoon was suggested by Nietche Keen. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #454 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-01-12.

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It's not the school he's after.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I've been using my favorite spell: Delegatus Responsibilitus
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
As I remember, it was YOUR blood that gave him a new body. YOU deal with it.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ever wondered why you never see Valuemart and I in the same room?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 8 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Duh, your the choosen one
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Have to make way for the newbies, mate.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I won't be around forever.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm too old for this...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Where's the fun in that?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You don't want it to be over too quickly, now, do you?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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