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This cartoon was suggested by EofS. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2007-01-10.

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Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived became the Man Who Didn't. (Tombstone)
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ron: Makes millions with his tell-all book, 'My time with the boy who lived'
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Draco - Cover model in "Young Evil Monthly"
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hairy Plopper: beta spell tester for Microspell
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Draco: Used broomstick salesman
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 8 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Harry: Suing Voldemort for mental health damages
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Percy Weasley: Family Councillor
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hermione - editor of the second edition of "Hogwarts: A History"
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ron: Has his own used car dealership and the only customer he ever gets is Harry Potter.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hagrid: J K Rowling's Body Guard
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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