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Even though he's the most powerful wizard in the world, for some reason Voldemort is unable to kill Harry Potter. The winning punchline was submitted by Duke of Earl Grey. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #520 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-08-18.

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Don't worry. His books are numbered.
Rating: 4.31 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Sat 4 Aug 01:54 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You did not counter his most powerful spell: Consumero Popularous.
Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 4 Aug 08:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You keep cursing his stunt double!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 8 Aug 11:18 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Maybe your schemes are too elaborate. Let's try something simple, like a knife.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 15 Aug 03:20 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
your name is not on the cover.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 3 Aug 09:04 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'd tell you but then you'd kill me.
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 3 Aug 09:07 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There's no defense against his "deus ex machina" spell!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 3 Aug 03:27 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Maybe we shouldn't overlook the poisoned pillowcase option....
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 15 Aug 03:22 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Even you can't change what's written!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 7 Aug 01:01 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Only the critics can do that.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 10 Aug 02:01 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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