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Now I figure surely by now anyone interested in the Harry Potter books will have read Book 7 so I'm safe in posting this cartoon! :-) The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #536 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-02-22.

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I'll believe it when I get to the last page, thank you.
Rating: 4.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 17 Feb 02:05 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Good timing, it's the last book!
Rating: 4.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 17 Feb 06:06 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, that explains his fogged glasses!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 16 Feb 11:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dibs on the scarf.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 18 Feb 06:23 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And now the fans are going to kill you.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 21 Feb 02:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And we're unemployed.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 9 Feb 01:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Thank goodness, I don't think I could stand another book.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 16 Feb 08:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Talk about a hallow victory!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 16 Feb 02:25 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He does have that vacant look...just like in the last 6 books!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 17 Feb 02:04 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Maybe-- one never knows when he's acting!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 18 Feb 10:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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