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Spare wands

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This cartoon was suggested by Lazaroo. The winning punchline was submitted by T.J Force IX. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-09-26.

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Top 10 punchlines

It's hard enough getting one through security...
Rating: 3.90 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 10:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you and Weasley would stop using them for sword fighting you wouldn't need a spare.
Rating: 3.88 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 13 Sep 10:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
These robes only have one pocket!
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 12 Sep 01:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why carry a spare when you can carry duct tape instead?
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 12 Sep 01:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What if you cast a fireball and the wrong wand activates?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 12 Sep 01:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We're students, we can barely afford one wand.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 12 Sep 09:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Store policy: There's two of each model, and your evil counterpart gets the second.
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 11:35 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The wand chooses the wizard...would *you* choose to be a spare?
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 12 Sep 10:33 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spare the wand, spoil the wizard.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 12 Sep 04:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's how Valuemart got addicted-- "just a spare." Then three, four...
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 15 Sep 03:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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