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Hairy vs Draino

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This week pits Hairy Plopper against his arch nemesis (well, one of them anyway): Draino Malformed. The winning punchline was submitted by firefly. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #471 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-05-07.

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Don't have any books named after you though.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And all I have is my name in the title
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
With no talent
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't see your name on the cover.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And on your way to sweep the toilets.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You can't hit a guy with glasses, so I'm invincible!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So you need glasses too.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Now, back to reality.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Knowing what I'm up against makes it so much easier!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm still waiting to hear why I can't beat you.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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