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Teacher's often boast they have eyes in the back of the head. In the case of Professor Quirrel, it was scarily true... The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #478 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-07-03.

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It's like having a regular teacher and a substitute at the same time.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 26 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This one really does have eyes in the back of his head.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He so two-faced.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The "Look over there!" trick won't work on him.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You can't make faces behind his back.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There's only so much weird crap I can take in one year!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He always talks about me behind his back!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Any teacher with 360 vision gives me the creeps.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's doing a horrible job with that ventriloquism act.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's always doing an about face.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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