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Hogwash disasters

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Hogwarts school suffers disaster after disaster, with children attacked, injured or killed on a regular basis. Considering Dumbledore is meant to be the most powerful wizard in the world, you'd think he'd be able to keep his school under some level of control. The winning punchline was submitted by John Fassbender. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #500 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-01-21.

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You should have seen what happened when I worked at Microsoft.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 20 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
When it's my name on the cover, THEN I'll do something.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You sound like my insurance company.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 16 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Have you seen PUBLIC schools lately?
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They didn't before YOU arrived!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Because they're not very good at it.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 16 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You don't see anything happening to me, do you?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well they didn't before you came along..
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No one would read Hairy Plopper and the Book Report.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 15 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
These things never used to happen until YOU enrolled!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 15 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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