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Fantasy stories tend to follow a certain pattern. You have your unlikely hero, mentors (who inevitably sacrifice themselves to save the hero), dark lords and quests to find (or destroy) all powerful magical items. Writers like to attribute it all to archtypes inherent in the human psyche. That or maybe they're all just rehashing each others' stories. The winning punchline was submitted by OsamaBombadil. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #510 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-04-22.

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Of course not! Now let's go find that ring..I mean destroy the death star..oh just put your mask on, Robin
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 22 | Submitted Mon 16 Apr 01:08 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If we don't quest, we'll never level up.
Rating: 3.79 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Tue 17 Apr 12:07 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's face it... "Hairy Plopper and the Perfectly Ordinary School Year" wouldn't sell many copies.
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Mon 16 Apr 06:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's a quest, not a request.
Rating: 3.68 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Tue 17 Apr 05:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Would you rather I told you Voldemort was your father?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Mon 16 Apr 06:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Silence! We do not speak of the other franchise...
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sun 15 Apr 10:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Quest with me, or detention with Prof. Sourgrape, take your pick...
Rating: 3.62 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Sun 15 Apr 11:34 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, but the copyright expired!
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 18 Apr 03:19 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Either that or we could sit around here while I tell you stories of "the good ole days" until the end of the book
Rating: 3.54 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Mon 16 Apr 01:03 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There is a difference between done and completed.
Rating: 3.54 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Tue 17 Apr 07:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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