Hairy obsession

This week wonders why Valuemart is so obsessed with killing Hairy Plopper. The winning punchline was submitted by Doc. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-09-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

Nazgul		The reason is as plain as the nose on my face! Rating: 3.52 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Wed 12 Sep 12:19 PM | Rate:
Species 125		He put me on the Hair Club for Dark Lords mailing list. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 13 Sep 09:38 AM | Rate:
padre01		The boy has no respect for evil genius. Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 13 Sep 12:43 AM | Rate:
Doc		Not obsessed. Call it a "hobby". Rating: 3.35 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Wed 12 Sep 12:21 PM | Rate:
Nazgul		He keeps saying my name...I hate that! Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Wed 12 Sep 12:24 PM | Rate:
Mark		I took out a $1 million dollars life insurance policy on him. Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Thu 13 Sep 06:57 PM | Rate:
Mark		Admit it. He annoys you too. Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 17 Sep 03:06 PM | Rate:
Kevinator		Bacause he keeps calling me "Baldy-mart". Rating: 3.32 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Wed 12 Sep 08:59 PM | Rate:
T.J Force IX		Remind me again why I haven't killed you. Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 14 Sep 12:52 AM | Rate:
Ravennin		I'm the villain. It's what I do. Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Thu 13 Sep 02:25 PM | Rate: