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Hairy obsession

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This week wonders why Valuemart is so obsessed with killing Hairy Plopper. The winning punchline was submitted by Doc. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-09-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

The reason is as plain as the nose on my face!
Rating: 3.52 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Wed 12 Sep 12:19 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He put me on the Hair Club for Dark Lords mailing list.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 13 Sep 09:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The boy has no respect for evil genius.
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 13 Sep 12:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not obsessed. Call it a "hobby".
Rating: 3.35 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Wed 12 Sep 12:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He keeps saying my name...I hate that!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Wed 12 Sep 12:24 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I took out a $1 million dollars life insurance policy on him.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Thu 13 Sep 06:57 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Admit it. He annoys you too.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 17 Sep 03:06 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bacause he keeps calling me "Baldy-mart".
Rating: 3.32 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Wed 12 Sep 08:59 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Remind me again why I haven't killed you.
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 14 Sep 12:52 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm the villain. It's what I do.
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Thu 13 Sep 02:25 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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