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Wizard board games

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Wizard chess is perilous stuff as you face the danger of being impaled by 20 foot high, sword wielding stone statue. One wonders what perils you might find in other wizard board games. Sevnote: this week may have multiple winners depending on the entries. Eg - I may draw cartoons of other board games like life-size Monopoly (nearly getting run over by the car piece), checkers (getting squashed by giant pieces) or Cluedo (nuff said). The winning punchline was submitted by Rin DOK. There were 22 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #571 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-12-18.

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