ON THIS DAY

A free window into the cartoon archives, updated daily!

UPCOMING JS...

The next schedule judging session will begin in 16 hours, 51 minutes and 13 seconds.

Magic potion ingredients

Due to bandwidth and server load issues, you need to subscribe to access cartoons archived over 24 months ago (sorry, it was that or close the site down). Subscription costs are AUD$15.00 (around 9 Euros or $11USD) for 12 months. This gives you access to:
  • All paid cartoons exclusive to subscribers
  • 1,900+ cartoons spanning over 10 years
  • 130,000+ punchlines
  • 7,800+ comments
If you've already subscribed, enter via the login form in the left margin. Otherwise, click here to subscribe.

This week, we have Hermione concocting a fearsome and magical potion! The winning punchline was submitted by nice master. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #401 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-12-12.

27 comments (post a comment)

Top 10 punchlines

andrea
Did you really believe girls were mde from sugar and spice and everything nice?
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 11 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Andrea
It will rid the world of PMS.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 11 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Krisy
PMS remedy.. I only make it once a month.......... you can use some if you need Harry
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 11 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
JeremYHP101
It shows people of the male sex what it's like to have PMS... Why do think you acted the way you did during our fifth year?
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 11 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yasmin
It defeats Voldemort. You're taking too long.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 11 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
For the third time, it makes you forget things!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 5 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Moonmuffin
If you were asked to castrate a dragon, would you use a scalpel?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 6 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Susana
itīs a diet soup
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 9 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
It keeps Tolkien copyright-lawyers away!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 9 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
It's an antidote-- I'm really RON!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 9 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
More punchlines...

MY SEV SPACE

Username
Password 
Remember me
Register
Get Password
This cartoon rates 3.16 (score out of 5, qty of ratings: 256). Please rate this cartoon via the rating faces below the cartoon.

Privacy Policy | About Sev | Contact Sev | FAQ