Hairy Plopper hatred

As far as snotty little kids go, they don't come much snottier than Draino Muckfly. But why does he hate Hairy Plopper so much? The winning punchline was submitted by flametop. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #320 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-05-14.

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Top 10 punchlines

Glorendil		I don't hate him. I just want him dead. Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
ilana		It's homework for my "Evil Overlording 101" class. Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
erik		The better question is, Why doesn't everybody else? Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 10 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
dr. joe		He acts as if he's the star character of his own book series . . . Rating: 3.10 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Rene Dupree		Why is his cool looking scar on his head while mine's on my buttocks? Rating: 3.06 | No of Ratings: 33 | Submitted Wed 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Dmitri		I wish *I* had no money, brown hair and poor eyesight! Rating: 3.03 | No of Ratings: 31 | Submitted Wed 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Galadriel		Crabbe my friend - you will never understand the workings of a mastermind like mine Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 13 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Angela Ehrlich		Because geeks aren't supposed to be cool. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 13 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
ilana		It's a career choice. I'm starting small with "schoolyard bully" and hope to work my way up to "fully fledged nemesis." Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Gregory Griffiths		Would you like that list in alphabetical or chronological order? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 10 May 12:00 AM | Rate: