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This cartoon was suggested by ChocJones. The winning punchline was submitted by Holdfast. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #332 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-08-06.

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queen evenstar
The one thats left after he destroys my shop
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Windrider
Wand? You're in the wrong shop I sell laser pointers.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
queen evenstar
The one that causes the least destruction
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A.Crimson
The one that's in his right hand of course.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jabberwock
You think if I just said 'Hi! Heres your wand!' that anyone would watch this movie?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jabberwock
Go read the book. We had to alter this scene to be an action sequence.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Actually, its just a prop. The wizard supplies the magic.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
cvirtue
When he finds one that will make me younger!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
cvirtue
When he rubs it, a genie will appear!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 5 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Londo Moelarry
A simple "Wanda Correctus" spell usually does the trick.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 4 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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