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This cartoon was suggested by Chimera. The winning punchline was submitted by sev space tv. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #347 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-11-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

Nietche Keen
Me, able to save my school without help from CHILDREN!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 19 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Me holding a brick, followed by seven years' bad luck!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 19 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
halfling
I see me - as CEO of 'Super Socks Global Marketing Inc.'
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don Rae
A beard that knows what I had for dinner.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don Rae
That I need new glasses.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don Rae
A beardless youth, and a youthless beard.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Evan
A furby?! Damn, I knew I should have bought a newer model of this thing...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
DataDroid
The rumors of my death being greatly exaggeraed.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Beauchampion
I rememberd to put a "please don't return" sticker on you before I gave you to the Dursly's!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Beauchampion
Women are fainting at the sight of me, not dying at the stench of me!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 18 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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