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Evil Slytherins

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In a series that teaches tolerance and condemns prejudices, it's strange that one group, the Slytherins, are nothing but evil, snivelling prats! The winning punchline was submitted by Petréa Mitchell. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #378 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-06-30.

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Top 10 punchlines

Joel H.
Talk to the hat.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Quit complaining! You know they throw the best parties.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 28 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
petréa Mitchell
You'd rather the evil ones weren't clearly labeled?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 28 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
suchdon
They asked me to Join, but I said I could cause more damage with you!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
They call that a "quarantine", Hairy...
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 24 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
And why do they always have the most members.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 28 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Personally, I suspect the Sorting Hat has some plans of its own...
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Evil is much like money and fat, it accumulates in one specific spot...
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Hardly surprisingly, it was the Dark Arts teacher's idea...
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Evil always puts all its eggs in one basket. Remember the Dud Star?
Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 24 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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