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Wand ingredients

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This week lets you dream up the contents of a magic wand (note - I may redraw what's coming out of the wand depending on the winning punchline). The winning punchline was submitted by Nazgul. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-10-03.

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Top 10 punchlines

Lead, you picked up my pencil.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 29 Sep 01:06 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Graphite... it's what we cll a 'pencil'.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 28 Sep 02:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Inquisitive customers.
Rating: 3.35 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Thu 27 Sep 01:15 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oh, that's just a leftover sparkler from last New Year's.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 28 Sep 12:35 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A pirate's peg leg!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 2 Oct 06:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's a chopstick, not a wand.
Rating: 3.31 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Thu 27 Sep 01:57 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dunno, but it switches channels.
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 29 Sep 12:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wood.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Thu 27 Sep 01:06 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Uranium, now thats power
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 2 Oct 03:11 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If I told you, you wouldn't want to keep touching it.
Rating: 3.18 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 27 Sep 01:07 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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