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This week wonders how else the Sorting Hat might sort new students at Hogwash. The winning punchline was submitted by Rin DOK. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #545 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-05-14.

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Heroes, Villains and Background Fluff
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 6 May 11:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Those that make it to Book 7, and those that don't.
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 6 May 11:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Stars, recurring characters, and expendables
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 6 May 11:44 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Heroes, villains, extras and comic relief.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 6 May 11:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The usual; geeks, jocks and bullies.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 7 May 02:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At a British school? Old money, new money, and no money.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 8 May 06:32 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The living and the dead.
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 7 May 03:15 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you have to ask, that puts you in the 'get a clue' group.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 7 May 02:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't know but one size fits all.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 8 May 01:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well we can't have people picking their OWN friends!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 12 May 10:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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