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In the first Harry Potter book, their house is inundated with mountains of owl mail. The assumption is all the letters are invitations to Hogwarts. This week we wonder otherwise. The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #559 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-09-10.

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A new unforgivable curse... SPAM.
Rating: 4.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 3 Sep 12:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Ministry of Magic has moved to Nigeria.
Rating: 4.10 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 3 Sep 01:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You said magic was junk-- be careful what you ask for!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 9 Sep 11:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Like I care, I just won the Spanish Lottery
Rating: 3.92 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 3 Sep 12:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I *told* you not to throw out the firewall elf!
Rating: 3.91 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 3 Sep 02:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Somebody's a wizard at mass marketing?
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 3 Sep 03:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Evil lord Spamalot is on the loose again.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 Sep 11:18 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It means someone is getting carried away with the junk mail curse.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 3 Sep 03:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You've got mail.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 2 Sep 11:49 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It mean's I need to update my owl traps!
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 3 Sep 02:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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