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Wizard Christmas presents

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This week wonders what kind of presents wizards get for Christmas. The winning punchline was submitted by DVS. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #572 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-12-31.

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Ron? Did you forget to puncture the box for air?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 10:08 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Puncture the box BEFORE you put the animal in, ron.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 10:09 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Broken dreams and empty promises. The usual.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 24 Dec 01:20 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Is this an invisibility cloak or an empty box?
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 27 Dec 07:17 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's a microsoft SPELL checker.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 24 Dec 02:45 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dissapointed, like everyone else!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 25 Dec 06:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Some book about a boy who goes to a Muggle school...
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 24 Dec 12:08 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How predictable... another Deus-ex-machina.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 27 Dec 09:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"Wand not included"...
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 24 Dec 11:49 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Socks and underwear, same as everyone.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 24 Dec 12:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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