Haggard's monstrous pets

Haggard has such weird taste in pets... or is there method behind his madness? The winning punchline was submitted by Kes the sweet lil ocampa. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #338 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-09-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

Nietche Keen		I'll give you a hint-- and a ten-second head start! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 15 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Samiam		They're actually pests, but they keep eating the exterminators. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Peter Gurciullo		Hey thats my wife and son you are talking about! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Ptarn		I'd be careful about who you call monstrous... Fluffy is standing right behind you! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
thespiritx		Just a couple more steps and I'll show you Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Rabid Tolkien Fan		They followed me home! I couldn't jus' turn 'em out into the cold! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
ilana		Don't listen to a word the kid says my cutesy-wootsy shnookumses. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 16 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
ilana		Without them the forbidden forest would be the 100-acre wood. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 16 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
ilana		They're defense against the defense against the dark arts teachers. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 16 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
dettus		hey! somebody has to take care of the squirrels who ate the magical waste! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 16 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: