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Hogwash motto

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This week, we come up with a school motto (I know the cartoon says slogan but you know what I mean) for Hogwash school of witchcraft & wizardry. The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #388 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-09-08.

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Top 10 punchlines

DoggySpew
If you don't like it, talk to the hat !
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 1 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
You-Know-Who is NOT invited to the class reuninon.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 3 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Arnprior
Where Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 3 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Arnprior
Your reality check is about to bounce.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 3 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
spindel
Now with liability insurance!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Onyx
Real world approach- if you can survive here you can survive anything!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Joel H.
Where the portrait lady is fat and your chances are slim.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Joel H.
Back again are you? We're quite impressed.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
Get out and push! Are you expecting those carriages to get to the castle all by themselves?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
Keep all body parts within carriages until you reach the castle. This means _you_, Billy!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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