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Harry's crystal ball

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The big question about Harry Potter now is what will happen to him in the seventh book. Will he kill Voldemort? Will he be killed? Or will he somehow survive and spawn a series of new books? (my money's on the 3rd option). The winning punchline was submitted by DoggySpew. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #443 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-10-27.

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Top 10 punchlines

The dark forces of Sauron are moving, I got the wrong ball.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 14 Oct 12:00 AM
Nothing!! I need to add a $1 for the next 3 minutes!!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 14 Oct 12:00 AM
major spoilers.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 14 Oct 12:00 AM
A little guy with a ring.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 14 Oct 12:00 AM
I read only one word: Typecasting...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 14 Oct 12:00 AM
Answer unclear, ask again later.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 14 Oct 12:00 AM
Readers demanding an 8th book to the series.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 14 Oct 12:00 AM
A mouse with gigantic ears. I think I have your Disney snowglobe.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 14 Oct 12:00 AM
It's too fuzzy to make out. Windex please.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 14 Oct 12:00 AM
Either my future is so black it's nonexistant, or you need to get this thing cleaned!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 14 Oct 12:00 AM
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