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This cartoon was suggested by Odon and dettus. The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #528 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-12-12.

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Us doing a Rocky-style desperation sequel in 20 years.
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 5 Dec 05:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Acne!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 5 Dec 06:49 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That the magic world is all fictional!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 6 Dec 01:19 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Someone is getting rich off of all of my trials.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 8 Dec 11:20 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't know - and that's what scares me!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 8 Dec 08:35 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No more sequels.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 5 Dec 04:00 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Did all this come from Narnia?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 6 Dec 01:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That there are 100 million people looking over my shoulder.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 6 Dec 06:19 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm the one who makes everyones fears come true.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 6 Dec 06:54 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lions and witches and wardrobes, oh my!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 7 Dec 10:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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