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He's 15 feet tall. He could pop my head open between his pecs. He's twice his normal size. All his clothes are torn to shreds. And yet still his pants stay on. Here, we finally explain this mystery. The winning punchline was submitted by Derek. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #327 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-02.

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ScottE Bemeup
Suspenders of disbelief.
Rating: 4.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
designationlocutus
The producers of this movie want the kids to STAY in the cinema.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
That's the "incredible" part!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
Ever seen purple pants that DIDN'T stretch?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 28 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cap10Rob
You'd be amazed what that PG13 sticker can do.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cap10Rob
CGI.... Computer Generated Inseams
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cap10Rob
The magic of CGS... Computer Generated Spandex!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kersten
Pray that he won't turn around....
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
Simple-- there IS a God!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
P Swayne
Wouldn't you buy oversized pants if you knew you were going to be a monster every time you got mad?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 30 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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