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This cartoon was suggested by Atona. The winning punchline was submitted by Bonsai. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #330 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-23.

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Dora
Last time I was here they only tried to eat me... not MARRY to the chief's daughter!
Rating: 4.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Scott McClenny
Remember this was YOUR idea for a vacation.I wanted to go to Disneyland!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dora
And I thought the warnings on Pandora's box were just the legalistic small print.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dora
Yes, and no chicks. That's what we like others to think. Actually, sauna, pool facilities, backrubs and discreet massages are just around the corner.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
TEFII
Only when the natives think we're gods.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Hey, this beats "publish or perish."
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dora
You try telling them that! They won't listen to me!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tyrrogan
Research? I'm the marketing department!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tyrrogan
Not when it comes to funding applications.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dora
It is, if you dig for bones. But if you want to get rich quickly... or die young! whichever came first - run, Sonny, run!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 22 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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