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Andy Serkis as Kong

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I saw a documentary on the making of Peter Jackson's version of King Kong (typically a lot of hype, not much 'making of'). One thing that struck me was the sight of Andy Serkis back in the motion capture suit chest thumping and apeing around. One wonders if it was wise to cast Gollum as King Kong. The winning punchline was submitted by Nietche Keen. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #452 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-12-29.

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At least we didn't let Hairy Plopper steal another idea.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oh please, I look *SO* much more like King Kong then he does.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Keep that up, and you're going in the volcano again.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Good! Now, as the dinosaur pounces on Kong, you'll hiss "nassty T-Rexes!" at it...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you break my daughter's Barbie doll, I'll make you live in a cage for a week!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just don't throw her into a volcano!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Right emotion, wrong movie.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Get him out of the CGI suit and back to the straitjacket
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Quit monkeying around!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And people say you can't reuse scripts...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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