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Giant gorilla infatuation

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One wonders what Ann Darrow found so compelling about King Kong... apart from the obvious ability to rip her from limb to limb. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #462 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-03-09.

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I'm a blonde. I wanted to try a relationship where I was the smart one.
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You may address me as Queen or Your Highness.
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I like 'em tall, dark and hairy.
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I'll never have to wax again!
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He's twice the man you are
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He's sure is tall and dark.
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Cheapest Public Transit there is.
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He takes my love to great heights.
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Unlike you, he's home every night.
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Do you know how much money he's made since 1933?
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