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Kong infatuation

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This week, we wonder why a giant ape would be fascinated with a beautiful Hollywood starlet. The winning punchline was submitted by Hopster (tonsils) and Nimloth Bradamante (handsome). There were 24 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #450 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-12-06.

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1: In retrospect, the banana-scented perfume was a mistake.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 1 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Don't tell me. It's my charming personality.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 4 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: "Big" is the operative word...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: What are you, blind?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 1 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: I'm blonde, I'm wearing a yellow dress... I guess he thinks I'm a banana.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 1 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: When I wished for a man who was tall, dark, and a member of royalty, this wasn't what I had in mind!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 1 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: My inner beauty
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 1 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: I don't know why guys are always trying to pick me up.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 1 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Are you blind or just stupid?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 1 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Lunch.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 1 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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